Women are, to say the least, 2nd class citizens. If you disagree, clearly you should be in the kitchen.
|No internet when there are sandwiches to be made.|
Women are essentially child-bearing black holes of manhood. The moment you lower yourself to loving one, boom, you get hit with words like "commitment", "emotions", and "turn off the game we're going shopping". Every woman deserves two titles: Child Bearer and Sandwich Artist (which is surprising given how many men work at Subway). Glass Ceiling? Are you serious? It should be a concrete ceiling, reinforced with rebar. Women earn less because they matter less. You know what happens when females are allowed to lead?
|Yep, Ballet. That just happened.|
Your vagina has lead to all the terrible decisions you've made in your life, and it is also to blame for those of men. You are our scapegoats. Clinton? Women. JFK? Women. Tiger Woods? Women.
In conclusion, because it feels like I'm going into more depth than women can handle, let me tell you this: The only reason we men need you around is for food and fucking.
|What did a woman say once?|
"Have your cake, and eat it too."