Kiddie Porn, The Veal of Pornography

by Adam De Sade

Child porn is magical. The veal cut of all pornagraphic materials. For some reason, since the 1830's, pedophilia has been shunned in the West. At one point in history, it was a common practice back in the day of Ancient Greece. (You know, those folks who brought us civilized thought and democracy). Furthermore, how can a society just completely dismiss something if they haven't tried it?! Trust this wise reader, the tenderness and purity is something you can never cleanse your palette of. If you don't know where to start, search for Eastern European origin; its to child porn what Bordeaux is to wines. Lip smacking, toe-curling, ball-draining yummers.

Most child porn stars follow in Mom's footsteps

Don't get me started with the minor issue over legality and consent, there are plenty of 8 year old harlots just looking to break out in a big way with mature audiences. Who are you, the Justice Department, or Interpol to stand in the way of such a beautiful thing? Why aren't Persian farmers, foot fetishists, or granny wankers being told to "have a seat please" by the gorgeous Chris Hanson? It's an awful double-standard...

From 4Chan, a pedo-bear's nest if you will

Why do you think that 76% of the children line up to star in the sequel?! Parents are almost always a part of the act. Would they put their children in harms way? No! that's why so often this lucrative and legitimate enterprise is so often a family run business! Think about it: how many "regular" porno's take place in a classroom or a child's bedroom? What's so wrong when they actually do take place in these settings? And with method acting enthusiasts!

Starring in a video is a great way to lose one's virginity. 1) You're likely working with a pro who's done this before and can gently walk you through the process. 2) You're going to have video of a memory that will last a lifetime! A gem you could pass on to your children and their children's children. 3) You can know that what you do makes a difference in a lonely man's life somewhere out there (likely Japan or video game enthusiast from the Bible Belt). Child porn is a God send. A TRUE GOD SEND! And that's a John Paul the Second quote, yeah, THAT GUY!