Yeah, that's right I'm yelling at all you who are too lazy to get up out of your chair and walk up the stairs. You are the reason our economy is in the shitter.
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you also studied the Liberal Arts? Hippies.
First, let us take a look into the world of the blind. They can't see the benefits, but they sure as hell use em. For instance, a lack of sight and a need to get from one place to another requires a stick. Over any given walk the stick may run into trees, cracks in the sidewalk, the edge of a cliff, or even small mammals some actual life saving advantages. One thing I conveniently left out for dramatic purposes was the attack on America's ankles. You know what we call that in the visual world? Assault with a dangerous weapon.
Lastly, and I've done these in the order I'd pick them for dodgeball, the physically disabled. Wheelchairs, crutches, canes, even a limp these are the biggest group of pussies I've ever even heard of. I'd sit here and berate you with facts about how it's more work for me to walk into a store than it is for someone to roll there, but I have some semblance of a conscience. Plus, there have been movies and TV shows made about fixing the Para Olympics. I'd just be beating a dead horse. Don't they kill horses if their legs don't work?
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