These days, children are forced to shoulder more and more burdens than ever before. Not only do they go to school but we cram their already busy schedules with extra-curricular activities and play dates. How the hell is a bored uncle supposed to molest a child these days? It's no wonder ADD and autism is on the rise these days. And if there ever was one way to kill two birds with one stone, alcohol is a heat-seeking boulder.
|If these girls got an earlier start, they'd be too morbid with the World|
to look this stupid.
|Pets shouldn't pay the price for Youth Sobriety|
|A young drunk is so much more manageable|