If Chivalry Aint Dead, Let's Kill It

by Adam De Sade

The days of holding doors open must come to an end. This societal alimony we call chivalry is too taxing on our equality, patience, and reason. As Texas T points out, they don't deserve it. They're second-class.

Typical New Jersey Breed Bitch

Think about it. We men, for whom mankind takes it name, pay for everything. Even when our sexless marriages come to an end we are expected to give this bitch half our stuff and continue to pay her a salary for once having performed only sufficiently the unspeakable acts of man service.


We can all learn a lot from the misunderstood Prophet Mel Gibson, and the perfectly understood Prophet Muhammed. Bitches need to know their place and the fist is the tools by which we are able to show them. A good wallop every now and then is healthy for a woman. Men aren't built to receive so much backsass and demands all the same time. Why not hit a woman? You want to have the right to get off this sinking ship first with all the children? You want equality but courtesy at the same time? Why? Because you birth child? I have to put up with your face and body in old age, shouldn't I get my share of courtesies?!


Furthermore, we just sit back and watch Ray Romano and the fat guy from King of Queens just constantly take crap from their wives every week on television. Forced to carryout all the chores, sleeping on sofas, and repeatedly fed the message that housewifery is hard work (BITCH PLEASE). Fuck these Barnard attending uppity bitches! Lifetime movies and biopics of women who've accomplished so much and what not, come on... Bitch its called HIStory, not HERstory! No one likes listening to what you have to say. You know why you never accomplished anything? Because like Ray Romano's wife all you do is talk shit, you are haters! You just run around bad mouthing us to the other prospective tuna bins. My penis ain't adequate? Your tits can't even fill my man sized palm! Cum dumpsters everywhere, you have been forewarned, our treaty of Bordeaux has been revoked. Chivalry has expired!

Women: The Failed Quest For Equality!

by Texas T

Women are, to say the least, 2nd class citizens. If you disagree, clearly you should be in the kitchen.

No internet when there are sandwiches to be made.

Much like Mexicans, they are meant to do jobs upstanding men would rather not bother with. For example, raising children, what testosterone filled man would stoop as low as giving a shit about their seed. Many famous leaders and powerful figures in history were the men they were because of the lack of attention their fathers showed them during childhood. The Spartans left their boys out to fend for themselves, and no one in Sparta stopped to think about how killing wild animals to survive made them feel.

Women are essentially child-bearing black holes of manhood. The moment you lower yourself to loving one, boom, you get hit with words like "commitment", "emotions", and "turn off the game we're going shopping". Every woman deserves two titles: Child Bearer and Sandwich Artist (which is surprising given how many men work at Subway). Glass Ceiling? Are you serious? It should be a concrete ceiling, reinforced with rebar. Women earn less because they matter less. You know what happens when females are allowed to lead?

Yep, Ballet. That just happened.

Now you women who managed to sneak on while your husband is out and about should know that it is strictly forbidden. Who will service us in bed and make us meals when you are equal? Black people? That's just racist. There is a reason prostitution is the world's oldest job and pimpin' is the world's oldest profession.

Your vagina has lead to all the terrible decisions you've made in your life, and it is also to blame for those of men. You are our scapegoats. Clinton? Women. JFK? Women. Tiger Woods? Women.

Exhibit A!

What about women who are visionaries and leaders in their fields? Look at Amelia Earhart. She was a leading pilot and aviation legend who disappeared when attempting to fly around the world. Guess what, the plane wasn't a kitchen or a bedroom so guess what happened? It' didn't function under the control of a woman. How about Catherine the Great, leader of Russia, and huge advocate of beastiality. Turns out the only reason they called her "the Great" was because her vagina was looser than gun laws in Africa. She used to fuck horses. HORSES! That is what happens when you let women rule.

In conclusion, because it feels like I'm going into more depth than women can handle, let me tell you this: The only reason we men need you around is for food and fucking.

What did a woman say once?
"Have your cake, and eat it too."

Retards Are Special Enough As Is

by Adam De Sade



Today was the last day I will move to the back of the bus for possessing an above 70 I.Q. Retarded people are privileged with looking young for their entire life, should they also be entitled to a "special status" in a modern society like ours? They seem to be the only people on Earth who don't pity themselves, why should we?


Mexicans agree, they take up the jobs that would have gone to them (kitchen work at fast food restaurants, walmart greeters, human traffic cones) but for an exponentially higher salary. Including benefits like those nifty sweaters only their round headed selves could pull off wearing.


These welfare queens sit on thrones of pity. And when they roam the streets, given at their incredibly slow pace, they hurl derogatory remarks at us, laugh behind our backs, and drool on our sidewalks. It's time America grew weary of their agenda: WE WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU! You do, do you? So take your handicaps like a man, put down the glue, and start asking the big questions like the rest of us! Oh wait, thats right you already believe in God. A God who made you 'estrah speshall'. You're a fucking menace to society!


I'de get started on their version of the Olympics, but my blood is boiling as is... Till next time, stay equal America. No one's special. NO ONE.